sharps incorperated

I don’t have many friends anymore.

Anonymous:

you're really cool, but you've still failed to serve the drinks. it's been quite a while, the drinks pile and the list just keeps on growing.

DT. IT HAS BEEN THREE YEARS.

WHY ARE YOU STILL AN ALCOHOLIC?

200 FOLLOWERS: HOLY SHIT.

I have a real chance at making this streaming thing and I realize it wasn’t possible with a lot of people’s help, so this is me saying thank you to everyone in my life. You guys all influenced me in some way or another and have helped make this thing a reality. I don’t know where streaming will take me or how far I’m going to get, but the fact that I have a real chance at this is awesome in itself. So like, I dunno. Mushy comment here?

TWITCH.TV/DAPURPLESHARPIE

So I am posting this tonight because if I get enough viewers around 10PM, I may be looking at an endorsement deal from EightySixedClothing.

They’ve expressed some interest in my stream and are gonna be watching to see how many people I have in there and how my stream goes.

Please please please please come and sit for awhile. I’m super excited for this opportunity, and honestly, I never once expected this chance to come along~

Anonymous:

You're the ashe of gold people I know

Thank you?


Eh, you're okay.

Thanks, based streaming coach.


I must agree with carterson-the-mortal, you are very cute and you have a wonderful personality, too! :D

AWWWW. COME ON GUYS. ;w;


You. You a cutie.

gwah, i, what. no. pls. ;A;

YOU GUYS STOP BEING SO NICE TO ME AND MAKING ME FEEL ADORABLE PLS.

INB4 Kool-Aid man

My room.

I throw a lot of salt at Fukua. I know that.

Anonymous:

describe league of legends in 3 sentences?

fuck this game. why are there so many feeders? gg, can’t carry trash.

i-hear-a-tonga:

A friend send me this with no context hwat the shit

what song is this?

missespeon:

Cr1TiKaL jump scare reactions.

these subtitles really dont convey how genuinely apathetic he is. his tone literally doesnt change at all.


Posting stuff is hard.
I don't do it.