sharps incorperated

internalrevenueservice:

Can I ask why the fuck the IRS has a tumblr now?
I just—-

tings muh crazi kookie baws sez to meeee

Bawz: "What is your progress with this project?"
Me: "I sorted everything into piles. This is the duplicate pile."
Bawz: "Okay, good. Continue."
Me: "Wait, I have a few exceptions. These aren't duplicates; they are just for the wrong year."
Bawz: "Well then why are they in the duplicate pile?"
Me: "...um...I didn't want to make another pile."
Bawz: "Make another pile. Organize it. *walks off* Can't have you going rogue on me."

I would like to dedicate this post to..

Dear all you cuties that I follow and sexy beasts that follow me,

You are adorable.
Everything about you. Your personality, your body, your thought process.

All of it.

I know sometimes you hate yourself for some silly reason.
Yeah, you know what, that’s silly.
You know why?

Cause I still love you.
Stay adorable. You literally make my day worth.

Peace, DAT SHARPIE CHICK.

kiyokon:

My interpretation of the first few days of Twitch Plays Pokemon Crystal.

This is the best fandom I’ve ever been apart of and fuck you if you don’t agree.

So I made a note to help tell my new coworkers when not to bother me.

DJ Steve Porter — “Mo Sochi Mo Problems feat Vladimir Putin”
I Don’t Make Mixes, I Change Lives (2014)

when i was a young girl

by which I mean, somewhere around 6th grade, I had already thought up my goal in life.

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The recycling bin, just like all the other useless files and documents I keep inside my head…and heart.

I was watching  Twitch Plays Pokemon while listening to Daft Punk and it was probably one of the best things I’ve ever done in my life because I made this.

NO REGRETS.

random confession

watching Twitch Plays Pokémon has renewed my belief in humans.

while browsing this stupid website

Sometimes I see random model poses on Tumblr and I start thinking "How fucking cool would it be if I could look like that?" and then I think "whoa. Do you think I actually LOOK like that to someone?!" because how fucking cool would it be if someone thought you were like, I dunno, that one hot actress that everyone thinks is awesome?

The answer is very cool. It would be very fucking cool indeed.

I just…

Because no one makes excuses like Sharpie~

On a scale of 1-10 THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF 10.


Posting stuff is hard.
I don't do it.